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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.
Sunday / 2,509 notes / reblog

clarknokent:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

Accurate af

LMFAOOOOO!

Sunday / 888 notes / reblog
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destined2behere:

caliphorniaqueen:

mightymorphinlightskin:

phattygirls:

REJECTION HAS NIGGAS IN THEIR FEELINGS!

What the fuck else were you supposed to say besides thanks lmao ol uncle Phil lookin ass nigga

lmfao W H A T

Lmaooo wtf
If abortion and birth control become illegal

clarknokent:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Very true, well safe sex in the sense of having birth control. Condoms are still a go..so far.

Sunday / 161 notes / reblog

clarknokent:

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

Asap

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